“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“If an appointed daughter by accident dies without ,leaving a son, the husband of the appointed daughter may, without hesitation, take that estate.” IfsMayDiesSonHusbandDaughterLeavingAccidentsEstatesHesitation Author:Guru Nanak
“It is not cheerful for a girl to discover within twenty-four hours of her wedding that her husband is a hopeless drunkard, and to see him die of delirium tremens within six weeks. An experience so vivid, like lightning must blast something in a woman's conception of life. Because one man's kisses reeked of whisky the kisses of all male humanity were anathema.” MenHumanityDiesGirlHoursFourWeekHusbandKissingSixTwentiesMalesHopelessOne ManConceptionLightningCheerfulVividBlastDrunkardsDeliriumWhiskyAnathemaDelirium Tremens Book:Septimus Source: Septimus
“Widows tend either to fade away when husbands die, committing emotional suttee, or else find that a new life burgeons. Here in Christchurch, a lot of burgeoning goes on.” DiesEmotionalGoes OnHusbandFadesNew LifeWidowsFade Away Author:Fay Weldon
“Sisters are the worst. And they are the best. A sister can be awful and complicated and loving and protective and petty and competitive, and when you die she is the person you want beside you holding your hand. Somebody's gotta organize the potluck after the service and you know your husband's not gonna be up to the job.” KnowsWantPersonsHandsJobsDiesWorstHusbandComplicatedAwfulOrganizePettyProtectiveYour HusbandBeside YouPotluck Book:Henry's Sisters Source: Henry's Sisters
“I would like to be with my husband together sitting somewhere in a lonely place in the woods and take something, maybe some pills or something, a magic potion and die together.” TogetherDiesMagicHusbandSittingLonelyWoodsMy HusbandPillsLonely Places Author:Isabel Allende