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“It doesn't matter how old people are. It matters if they love each other and have fun with each other. It has nothing to do with age. To get old is a mental disease. Everything is in the head.”

People Ifs Matter Age Fun Disease Having Fun Old People Love Each Other

Author:Nina Hagen

“Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses.”

Kind Age Strength Disease Aging Illness Disappointment Trials Old Age All Kinds Triumph Old People Elders Vicissitudes

Author:Maggie Kuhn

“It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.”

People Feels Seems Differences Battle Disease Brave Cancer Inequality Old People Fart Feeling Lonely Dementia Alzheimer Alzheimer's Old Farts

Author:Terry Pratchett

“In the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, old people in America had prayed, "Please God, don't let me look poor." In the year 2000, they prayed, "Please God, don't let me look old." Sexiness was equated with youth, and youth ruled. The most widespread age-related disease was not senility but juvenility.”

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Book:Hooking Up

Source: Hooking Up

“I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.”

People Ifs Thinking Would Be Lost Memories Interesting Comedy Disease Genuine Old People Alzheimer Alzheimer's

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover.”

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Author:Dorothy Fuldheim

“Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.”

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Author:Hippocrates