“I've got splinters in my nose from the best publishing doors in town.” WritingDoorsTownsNosesPublishingSplinters Author:Rita Mae Brown
“My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'” FormWalksDoorsFoodSonHairShapesCookingNosesCulinaryMy SonFlingRefrigeratorsFreezer Author:Erma Bombeck
“A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.” FamilyGrowingDoorsDogHealthyNosesWetRefrigerators Author:Lori Borgman
“Your eyes are windows to your dreams; Your ears are windows to your mind; You nose is the door to your heart - you can win over any man with just your smell.” MenMindHeartDreamEyeWinningDoorsWindowEarsSmellNosesYour DreamsYou Can Win Author:Siddharth Katragadda
“We have observed for thirty centuries that a large nose is a sign on the door of our face that says 'Herein dwells a man who is intelligent, prudent, courteous, affable, noble-minded and generous'. A small nose is a cork on the bottle of the opposite vices.” MenFacesDoorsCenturyOppositesIntelligentVicesNobleNosesGenerousThirtyBottlesPrudentCourteousCorkAffable Author:Cyrano de Bergerac
“The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"” PeopleIfsKnowsYearsMeanSaidFunnyGuyAsksWhiteKnownComedyFourDoorsBloodMetsTownsYeahCome UpAsk MeNosesStationsCall MeOfficersComing OutCopJust BeingThis GuySaladBenchesSeventeenArrestingSmartassAliases Author:Ron White