“I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.” BelieveI CanHardMightLastsDoorsFrontsBonesDryLazyIdleYardsCleanersHard To BelieveFront DoorsDry Cleaners Author:Noel Gallagher
“There was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, “Nothing, I just helped him cry.²” “Even after all this time the sun never says to the earth “You owe me” Look what happens with a love like that, It lights the whole sky..”” MenYearsLooksChildrenLittlesSaidWholeLightHappensEarthMotherNextLostBoysSunFourWifeSeeingDoorsSkyCryHe ManNeighborGentlemanSatFour YearsYardsLapElderlyLittle BoysNext Door Neighbors Author:Hafez
“A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"” HumorFunnyDoorsTreeDogGreenPlantBonesBuriedYardsPawsPlant A Tree Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.” WifeDoorsMissingHairTwentiesSpotsYardsBlondeGarageBlonde Hair Author:Corey Ford