“Home is the safest place to look homeless.” HomeFunnyHomelessnessFunny But TrueDressing UpComfortable LifeComfortable LivingDressing DownLooking BadLooking Ugly Author:Criss Jami
“Understate—or as Valentina said, 'diminish.' Let your face be more important than your costume. If you think you may be wearing too much jewelry, you are. Ask your husband how he thinks you look. If he says, 'That's a lovely dress,' try again. What he should say is, 'You look lovely!” StyleDiminishDressing UpDressingBeauty SecretWardrobe StylistStyle GuideDressing DownUnderstate Book:My Way of Life Source: My Way of Life
“What good is it to perform anyway? The audience sits there like logs, they cough and sneeze, they don’t dress up anymore. Do you know what it’s like playing Brahms for people wearing blue jeans and T-shirts?” Dressing Down Book:Twisted: The Collected Short Stories Source: Twisted: The Collected Short Stories