“I shrugged, accepting that I should have offered it, anyway. Good manners cost nothing, even in a duel with elemental spirits in a dungeon.” HumorFunnyBattleMannersSharingElementalsDungeonDungeon CoreDungeon Lord Book:Age of Conquest Source: Age of Conquest
“That's a relief," I admitted. "So, you're aware...does that mean you were a criminal back home?" "Yes." "And?" "And what?" "What were you convicted of?" I asked. "Ah. Improper use of resources." "Right...What did you do?" "I destroyed the sun." "WHAT?" I practically screamed. "I jest." "I fucking hope so! What did you do?" "We were volunteers," it said.” HumorFunnyDark HumorLitrpgQuick WittedDungeon CoreDungeon Lord Book:Age of Conquest Source: Age of Conquest