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“As much as I tried not to on general principles, I had to agree with him this time.”

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Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“I will." I sighed. "If we win." "Well, look on the bright side. If we don't, no more stress or having to sleep in uncomfortable places!" he offered. "No more sex, booze, and good food," I countered. He winced. "Yeah, there is that.”

Humor Funny Best Friends Litrpg Dungeon Core

Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“Fuck them or we're fucked?" "Pretty much our life these days, mate." "No, you idiot. I mean is it that we're fucked, or that they will be, not as a general motto for our life," he clarified. "Ah!" I agreed. "Yes.”

Humor Best Friends Chris Matt Dungeon Dungeon Core

Book:Age of Steel

Source: Age of Steel

“You all right?" Chris shouted at us both. "Yes, thank you." Ramnik looked from one of us to the other, meaning it for us both. "Not gonna lie," I called, crouching behind them both. "I've had better fuckin' Fridays!" "It's Monday!" Chris called back. "Well, fuck me; that explains a lot!" I shot back.”

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Book:Age of Steel

Source: Age of Steel

“Americans would probably be saying it was excessive, and I'd been across the pond for 'Ungrateful Colonial Day' before.”

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Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“I shrugged, accepting that I should have offered it, anyway. Good manners cost nothing, even in a duel with elemental spirits in a dungeon.”

Humor Funny Battle Manners Sharing Elementals Dungeon Dungeon Core Dungeon Lord

Book:Age of Conquest

Source: Age of Conquest

“Everyone's living every damn moment with imposter syndrome, and when I realized that, that was when I came out. I stopped hiding myself, stopped listening when people told me I was wrong, and instead I started standing tall.”

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Book:Age of Glass

Source: Age of Glass

“When the shit hit the fan, if everyone said "there, there" and made out it wasn't your fault, you just blamed yourself more. You needed to be an adult and step up, accept the responsibility and move on, or else you learned nothing and you got stuck in a spiral of self-doubt.”

Motivational Leadership Litrpg

Author:Jez Cajiao

“Okay, how about we call it a draw?" Chris suggested, and I snorted, recognizing the quote. "You're not the black knight, you're a dumbass in tinfoil, and we've not lost any limbs," I pointed out.”

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Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“That's a relief," I admitted. "So, you're aware...does that mean you were a criminal back home?" "Yes." "And?" "And what?" "What were you convicted of?" I asked. "Ah. Improper use of resources." "Right...What did you do?" "I destroyed the sun." "WHAT?" I practically screamed. "I jest." "I fucking hope so! What did you do?" "We were volunteers," it said.”

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Book:Age of Conquest

Source: Age of Conquest

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