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“I will." I sighed. "If we win." "Well, look on the bright side. If we don't, no more stress or having to sleep in uncomfortable places!" he offered. "No more sex, booze, and good food," I countered. He winced. "Yeah, there is that.”

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Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“Fuck them or we're fucked?" "Pretty much our life these days, mate." "No, you idiot. I mean is it that we're fucked, or that they will be, not as a general motto for our life," he clarified. "Ah!" I agreed. "Yes.”

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Book:Age of Steel

Source: Age of Steel

“You all right?" Chris shouted at us both. "Yes, thank you." Ramnik looked from one of us to the other, meaning it for us both. "Not gonna lie," I called, crouching behind them both. "I've had better fuckin' Fridays!" "It's Monday!" Chris called back. "Well, fuck me; that explains a lot!" I shot back.”

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Book:Age of Steel

Source: Age of Steel

“I shrugged, accepting that I should have offered it, anyway. Good manners cost nothing, even in a duel with elemental spirits in a dungeon.”

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Book:Age of Conquest

Source: Age of Conquest

“Okay, how about we call it a draw?" Chris suggested, and I snorted, recognizing the quote. "You're not the black knight, you're a dumbass in tinfoil, and we've not lost any limbs," I pointed out.”

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Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“That's a relief," I admitted. "So, you're aware...does that mean you were a criminal back home?" "Yes." "And?" "And what?" "What were you convicted of?" I asked. "Ah. Improper use of resources." "Right...What did you do?" "I destroyed the sun." "WHAT?" I practically screamed. "I jest." "I fucking hope so! What did you do?" "We were volunteers," it said.”

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Book:Age of Conquest

Source: Age of Conquest

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