“As much as I tried not to on general principles, I had to agree with him this time.” HumorFunnyBest FriendsLitrpg Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure
“I will." I sighed. "If we win." "Well, look on the bright side. If we don't, no more stress or having to sleep in uncomfortable places!" he offered. "No more sex, booze, and good food," I countered. He winced. "Yeah, there is that.” HumorFunnyBest FriendsLitrpgDungeon Core Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure
“Fuck them or we're fucked?" "Pretty much our life these days, mate." "No, you idiot. I mean is it that we're fucked, or that they will be, not as a general motto for our life," he clarified. "Ah!" I agreed. "Yes.” HumorBest FriendsChrisMattDungeonDungeon Core Book:Age of Steel Source: Age of Steel
“You all right?" Chris shouted at us both. "Yes, thank you." Ramnik looked from one of us to the other, meaning it for us both. "Not gonna lie," I called, crouching behind them both. "I've had better fuckin' Fridays!" "It's Monday!" Chris called back. "Well, fuck me; that explains a lot!" I shot back.” HumorMondayBest FriendsChrisMattDungeon CoreRamnik Book:Age of Steel Source: Age of Steel
“Americans would probably be saying it was excessive, and I'd been across the pond for 'Ungrateful Colonial Day' before.” HumorFunnyAmericaHistoryBritainJoke Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure
“I shrugged, accepting that I should have offered it, anyway. Good manners cost nothing, even in a duel with elemental spirits in a dungeon.” HumorFunnyBattleMannersSharingElementalsDungeonDungeon CoreDungeon Lord Book:Age of Conquest Source: Age of Conquest
“Everyone's living every damn moment with imposter syndrome, and when I realized that, that was when I came out. I stopped hiding myself, stopped listening when people told me I was wrong, and instead I started standing tall.” InspirationalSocietyComing OutLgbtqLitrpg Book:Age of Glass Source: Age of Glass
“When the shit hit the fan, if everyone said "there, there" and made out it wasn't your fault, you just blamed yourself more. You needed to be an adult and step up, accept the responsibility and move on, or else you learned nothing and you got stuck in a spiral of self-doubt.” MotivationalLeadershipLitrpg Author:Jez Cajiao
“Okay, how about we call it a draw?" Chris suggested, and I snorted, recognizing the quote. "You're not the black knight, you're a dumbass in tinfoil, and we've not lost any limbs," I pointed out.” HumorFunnyJokesLitrpgDungeon CoreBlack Knight Book:Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure Source: Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure
“That's a relief," I admitted. "So, you're aware...does that mean you were a criminal back home?" "Yes." "And?" "And what?" "What were you convicted of?" I asked. "Ah. Improper use of resources." "Right...What did you do?" "I destroyed the sun." "WHAT?" I practically screamed. "I jest." "I fucking hope so! What did you do?" "We were volunteers," it said.” HumorFunnyDark HumorLitrpgQuick WittedDungeon CoreDungeon Lord Book:Age of Conquest Source: Age of Conquest