“It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she was considering leather (couches, it turns out), or when I was little and she said, "Here's a napkin to put your balls in" (the Atomic Fireballs that I was eating, she meant).” NeedsLittlesSaidImportantSometimesTurnsForgetMomEatingBallsDetailsMy MomConsideringCouchesLeatherNapkins Book:Openly Straight Source: Openly Straight
“Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.” PeopleCountryCultureGamesViolenceCrazyDutyProtectEatingPopsVideoHeyPop CultureSandwichesCouchesCall Of Duty Author:Natasha Leggero
“Luckily, I didn't get too beaten up before someone gave me a shot, but there were times when I was living on friends' couches and eating five-dollar subs from Subway almost every meal.” FiveEatingShotsDollarsMealsBeatenCouchesLiving OnSubway Author:Robbie Amell
“I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or drinking or partying or whatever - if I couldn't get away from that, I would have a heavy heart.” IfsThinkingHeartPartyEatingDrinkingHeavyIf I CouldGet AwayCouchesCushionsHeavy Heart Author:Alice Walker
“A girl's night for me is with a member of my family on the couch, eating takeout, watching something good, going to sleep early, it's so boring, but it's just what I need!” NeedsNightGirlSleepMembersEatingMy FamilyBoringCouchesGoing To SleepSo Boring Author:Lena Dunham
“Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV.” MeanLongDifferentTvsEatingSittingSizeCouchesWatching Tv Author:Carre Otis
“Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.” IfsKnowsMenLooksEyeWantedWeekEatingShotsYeahThanksDirtHer EyesZombieCouchesExaggeratedShaneSodaDorkRaccoons Book:Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires Source: Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires