“The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets.” KnowsCountryFunnyEconomyNiceTeamEventsDespiteOur CountryShootingOlympicsMedalLondon Olympics Author:Conan O'Brien
“Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America; they'll eat it.'” WorldNeedsCountryHumorFunnyAmericaEconomyHonestMouthsConsumersBeing HonestAppetiteOther Countries Author:Marc Maron
“The economy in the Valley will need to grow if students want to come back and work with their specialized degrees. We need to develop more to create more opportunities.” IfsWantInspirationalNeedsFunnyOpportunityGrowsEconomyStudentsDegreesValleysGraduation Author:Frank Murphy
“The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.” FunnyPoliticsBusinessEconomyCuttingPoliticianTaxesCapitalismTaxationTax CutsTax DayTaxes Funny Author:Steve Forbes