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Escelator Quotes

“If creatively traveling up an escalator on your back were an Olympic sport, every gold medalist would be geriatric. There should be a soap fragrance for muddy ducks that captures that athletic dominance.”

Sports Athlete Ducks Olympics Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Sport Escelator

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“I'm now selling a liquid escalator in a bottle for your showering pleasure. It's an uplifting fragrance. (Bubbled duck quacks sold separately.)”

Absurd Ducks Sales Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Shower Escelator

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“I walked through the desert. I took the escalator. That journey helped me develop my dry sense of humor.”

Humor Journey Walking Desert Dry Walk Escelator

Book:Me and memes and memories

Source: Me and memes and memories

“Stairs, are they going down or are they going up? Ughh they are so confusing, and that's why I prefer escalators, which are ambitiously unambiguous.”

Humor Absurd Confusion Stairs Going Down Going Up Escelator

Book:Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you