“I walked through the desert. I took the escalator. That journey helped me develop my dry sense of humor.”
Source: Me and memes and memories
“Whenever I didn't know what to write next, I put a swift river in front of his horse and sent the two of them across!”
Source: So Brave, Young and Handsome
“Stairs, are they going down or are they going up? Ughh they are so confusing, and that's why I prefer escalators, which are ambitiously unambiguous.”
Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“I'm homesick for the eighties," I once told a neighbor.”
“Have you ever been friends with a girl before?”
she finally asked. “Friends?”
“Yes. Friends.”
“Have a beer and shoot some pool friends? Or the kind with benefits?”
She laughed out loud, shook her head and grinned. “Have you ever been friends with a girl without having sex mixed into the equation?”
“Not since I was sixteen,” he admitted and then felt his neck heat.”
Source: First Impressions,
“Warm honey, a shot of raw whiskey, and a little hot puff of smoke wafted from his mouth like a fine and rare brandy being decanted. -- Chloe San Valentine from 3 WISHES”
Source: 3 Wishes - A Candy Hearts Romance
“A wise leader will always correct his errors, soon as he identifies them.”
Source: The Effective Leadership Prototype for a Modern Day Leader
“He spent his entire life looking for a jump-on-the-hand-grenade moment. I just never thought he’d pull the pin himself.”
Source: A Pause in the Perpetual Rotation
“Now that he was quite alone, condemned, deserted, as those who are about to die are alone, there was a luxury in it, an isolation full of sublimity; a freedom which the attached can never know.”
Source: Mrs. Dalloway
“However good-hearted one is, you understand, one eventually stops seeing people who depress you, so in the end Old Dantes was all alone.”
Source: The Count of Monte Cristo