“When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.” FactsStarsRocksSingersComedianFrustratedRock Star Author:Jeff Ross
“There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.” WholeFactsGovernmentCreditComedianReports Author:Will Rogers