“Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years most of the manuals shipped with software products have actually been copies of Stephen King's The Stand with new covers pasted on.” YearsFactsBigsPastFormFiveProductsKingsScaryFatsFive YearsCopiesSoftwareManualsDocumentation Book:Dave Barry in Cyberspace Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace
“(Terrorists) are planning to disrupt our democratic process. It's scary I know, but we're not going to let al Qaeda tell us what to do. In fact, our government has decided that if al Qaeda attempts to disrupt our democratic process, we are going to respond by disrupting it first.” IfsKnowsFirstsFactsGovernmentProcessDecidedDemocraticScaryTerroristPlanningAlsAl QaedaDemocratic Process Author:Jon Stewart