“Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.” MadeSometimesHumorFunnyNightFallClothesBlanket Author:Mitch Hedberg
“From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.” WritingTwoHumorFunnyScienceFallSecretGroupsCriticismObservationReviewsBad Reviews Book:Gold: the final science fiction collection Source: Gold: the final science fiction collection
“The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.” PeopleHumorFunnyFallRolesHumourDown AndBottomFalling Down Author:Alan Coren