“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.” KnowsFeelsHumorFunnyWaitingSafeGunClubsMetalsMetal Detectors Author:Chris Rock
“The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.” IfsWayFeelsTwoHumorFunnyNamesPartyLordHeardRepublicanHumorousDemocratReverseDamsHooverHoover Dam Book:Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...) Source: Will Rogers Speaks: Over 1,000 Timeless Quotations for Public Speakers (writers, Politicians, Comedians, Browsers ...)