“In actual fact, the female function is to explore, discover, invent, solve problems crack jokes, make music - all with love. In other words, create a magic world.” WorldFactsProblemMagicJokesFemaleFunctionSolveCracks Author:Valerie Solanas
“The human animal ... is ... neither male nor female ... And if I am allowed to jest a little in passing, I have a joke that is not altogether irrelevant: nothing resembles a male cat on the windowsill more than a female cat.” IfsHumansLittlesAnimalJokesFemaleCatMalesPassingPassingsIrrelevantJestHuman Animal Author:Marie de Gournay
“This specter of the female politician, who abandons her family to neglect for the sake of passing bills in parliament, is just as complete an illusion of the masculine brain, as the other specter whom Sydney Smith laid by a joke,--the woman who would forsake an infant for a quadratic equation.” BrainWifePoliticianJokesIllusionFemaleBillsSakePassingPassingsAbandonNeglectEquationsInfantMasculineParliamentForsakeSydneyQuadraticsQuadratic Equation Author:Frances Power Cobbe
“Iceland is 50 percent Celtic blood, from the females that they stole from us, which is why our country has only got dogs left. It was a joke! I'll never be let back in Scotland again!” CountryLeftBloodDogJokesPercentFemaleOur CountryScotlandCelticIceland Author:Gerard Butler
“I first understood the changes that were necessary in this world, because the waiters in the restaurant, when I cried, used to say, "Leave her on the hillside to die. She's only a girl baby." I think they said it somewhat as a joke, maybe not, but it made me understand that being born female in this world was very different from being born male.” ThinkingWorldFirstsMadeSaidDifferentUsedDiesGirlBornThis WorldBabyJokesUnderstoodFemaleMalesRestaurantsCriedThey SaidWaiter Author:Grace Lee Boggs
“There used to be a joke that women need a reason to have sex, while men only need a place. Does policy reflect that juvenile mindset? Such a requirement baffles some women in the real world: a female member of the US Commission on Civil Rights told me, 'I am still trying to wrap my mind around the idea of any two intimates in the world agreeing as to "why.'” MenWorldNeedsTryingMindDoeStillsTwoIdeasRealReasonUsedSexRightsPolicyMembersJokesFemaleMindsetCivil RightsUsed To BeReal WorldRequirementsWrapsJuvenile Author:Rush Limbaugh
“White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.” PeopleMenWantWellsDifferentRealCountryGuySpeakBlackPresidentWhiteJokesFemaleIdiotSense Of HumorWhite ManThis GuyWant SomethingMoronReal Change Author:Denis Leary
“Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.” MenNeedsMayMadeJokesFemalePermanentSense Of HumorAlmighty Author:Loretta Chase