“Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.” FirstsRussiaGentlemanGoodbyeGovernorsAlaskaPalinPorchLadies And Gentlemen Author:David Letterman
“Cities are like gentlemen, they are born, not made. You are either a city, or you are not, size has nothing to do with it. I bet San Francisco was a city from the very first time it had a dozen settlers. New York is "Yokel", but San Francisco is "City at Heart".” FirstsHeartMadeBornCitiesNew YorkFirst TimeSizeGentlemanDozenSan FranciscoSettlers Author:Will Rogers