“College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.” IfsWould BeHumanityGamesLossInterestingStudentsFootballCollegeBrokenArmsHumorousIncreaseLegsNecksFacultyCollege FootballTrustees Author:H. L. Mencken
“Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.” MenYearsWalksStreetsModernFootballArmsSeasonsRaisedOnly TimeEyebrowsModern LifeBlanketFootball SeasonRaised Eyebrows Author:Bennett Cerf
“Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.” GamesSportsFootballArmsLegsShouldersSoccerNflNecksMotivational SportsAmerican FootballFootball GamePlaying FootballInspirational FootballFootball CoachNotre DameInspirational SoccerInspirational Football CoachNotre Dame Football Author:Knute Rockne