“Liverpool's grand opera also gave us some light comedy - on hearing the news that the house of goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled, and his Porsche stolen, while he was heroically saving penalties at Anfield, fans took a typically witty line: police were said to be interviewing a man from the West London area, a certain Frank Lampard, whose whereabouts on Tuesday between 7.45pm and 10.15pm are unknown. Indeed.” MenSaidLightCertainHouseLinesComedyFansFootballNewsAreasPoliceWestWittyHearingLondonSavingSoccerAnalysisOperaFrankPenaltiesStolenLiverpoolTuesdayGoalkeepersPorscheWhereaboutsAnfield Author:Declan Lynch
“I have never seen anything like that before. He must have given his last three managers heart attacks. I like to see those sort of things - as long as they come from the other goalkeeper.” HeartLongLastsThreeGivenFootballManagersSoccerChairmanHeart AttackGoalkeepers Author:Terry Venables
“That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?” FootballBeatsLegsCommentatorsBest PlaceGoalkeepers Author:Clive Tyldesley
“When I played football, I liked being a goalkeeper or a midfielder. I was probably better at cricket. I would be a very good cricketer if I was a professional now. I think I would probably have been the best, in fact.” IfsThinkingHas BeensFactsWould BeFootballVery GoodCricketCricketersGoalkeepersMidfielders Author:Usain Bolt
“Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.” FeelsTryingFootballSorryEggsFestivalsElevenFertilityGoalkeepers Author:Bjork