“I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one of my jokes. Then when I hadn't had a hit for three or four years, some of these same people pretended they didn't see me when I walked in the room.” PeopleYearsIdeasThreeRoomsFourJokesWittyNo IdeaLaughedFour Years Author:Rebecca De Mornay
“Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites.” PeopleIfsBlackWhiteRoomsFourJokesCrowdsBlack People Author:Gary Owen
“The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's first four axioms can be seen as a sort of mathematical joke.” FirstsScienceExistenceFourModelsJokesMathematicsMathematicalSurprisingAxiomsEuclid Author:John Allen Paulos
“I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four times a week, before you get to do it yourself. I just thought I'd taken the ventriloquism as far as I could. My act is so deconstructive, and I'd made all the monkey jokes anyone wanted to hear.” YearsMadeBodyWantedStudyTakenFourWeekJokesMonkeysGoverningPsychoanalysisDo It YourselfVentriloquism Author:Nina Conti
“I've come to feel very strongly, not as a joke, that if you appoint a committee of more than four people, their efficiency starts to deteriorate.” PeopleIfsFeelsFourJokesVery StrongEfficiencyCommittees Author:Charlton Heston
“You hear a lot of jokes every once in a while about 'Silent Cal Coolidge.' The joke is on the people who make the jokes. Look at his record. He cut the taxes four times. We had probably the greatest growth and prosperity that we've ever known. I have taken heed of that because if he did that by doing nothing, maybe that's the answer.” PeopleIfsLooksGrowthAnswersKnownTakenRecordsFourCuttingTaxesJokesSilentProsperityDoing NothingHeed Author:Ronald Reagan