“I phoned the Admiral back. 'It's no use, Admiral, the French speak nothing but French.' There was a short pause on the end of the line then his voice rattled into life like a sabre. 'They're lying, Tim!' 'What?' 'The French Navy must by law speak English, as English is the international maritime language of the sea.' 'Has anyone told the French that?' The line went dead for a moment before he thundered, 'Yes Nelson. At the battle of Trafalgar.' I tried to stifle an irresistibly British giggle not knowing if the Admiral was making a joke or not. I got it right. He was serious.” LanguageHumourCommunicationNavyNauticalMaritimeThe FrenchFrench Navy Book:In the Bath: Conquering the Channel in a Piece of Plumbing Source: In the Bath: Conquering the Channel in a Piece of Plumbing