“A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade.” WayFunnyCitiesSawsPrideGayParksParadesZoosPigeonsGay PridePeacockCentral Park Author:Jimmy Fallon
“A bunch of money-grubbin', greenhouse-gasing, seal-clubbing, oil-drilling, Bible-thumping, missile-firing, right-to-life-ing, lethal-injecting hypocrites. People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade.” PeopleIdeasRunningGayOilBunchGood TimesHypocriteMissilesSealsParadesGreenhousesFiringRight To LifeDrillingPandasNavigatorsOil Drilling Author:Richard Jeni
“The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has new balloons this year including the Pillsbury Doughboy balloon and the first openly gay balloon. Also the Thomas Tank Engine balloon, and they even have the Ebola nurse balloon.” YearsFirstsGayIncludingEnginesNurseTanksParadesBalloonsThanksgiving DayEbolaMacy's Author:David Letterman
“It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.” ThinkingKindMadeRealBigsGuyLevelsDealsEventsGayRoseBunchBagsMarchBig DealPipeSkirtsParadesCartsMachoPedalsSissyShort SkirtsSt PatrickSt Patrick's Day Author:Laura Kightlinger
“Homosexuality is a cause, much like a religion. What is the philosophy behind gay pride parades? The same philosophy that there is behind Muslim demonstrations! Show of force and promotion of the ethos! Homosexuals promote their lifestyle much like religionists promote their religion. I suppose they realize that the bigger is their number, the more political clout they can wield.” PhilosophyShowsPoliticalForceCausesRealizingNumbersBehindsPrideGayBiggerLifestyleHomosexualityHomosexualPromotionDemonstrationParadesEthosGay PrideClout Author:Ali Sina
“I landed on Gay Pride and I couldn't believe my eyes! Not only were gay people real - I had only heard rumours - but they had parades. There were men covered in glitter bound together with furry handcuffs. I felt like I was in outer space, I honestly thought I had arrived at the happiest place on earth.” PeopleMenBelieveRealEyeEarthTogetherFeltSpaceHeardPrideGayBoundsHonestlyCoveredParadesGlitterGay PeopleOuter SpaceGay PrideRumoursFurryHandcuffs Author:Pamela Anderson
“I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, that there was to be a homosexual parade on the Monday that the Katrina came, and the promise of that parade was that it was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other Gay Pride parades. So I believe that the judgment of God is a very real thing, and I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.” BelieveSometimesFactsLawI BelieveSinLevelsCitiesTeachPridePromiseGayJudgmentSexualityPunishmentOffensiveHomosexualMondayNew OrleansHurricanesParadesKatrinaGay PrideHurricane Katrina Author:John Hagee
“I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.” BigsGuyTurnsNew YorkGayBunchParadesGay Guy Author:Norm MacDonald
“My mom will never march in a gay pride parade with a big sign. She is very private. She lives in Chattanooga. She tries so hard to understand me and my life. But she said to me once, "Leslie, if I live to be 105 I'll never understand this need you have to air your dirty laundry. Why can't you just whisper it to a therapist?!" She doesn't understand.” IfsNeedsTryingSaidHardBigsAirPrideMomGayMy MomDirtyMarchNeed YouTherapistsParadesLaundryUnderstand MeGay PrideLeslieDirty Laundry Author:Leslie Jordan
“Trump's creating laws for crimes that don't exist. In Canada, we have Prime Minister Trudeau in the gay Pride parade waving a flag.” LawCrimePrideTrumpGayCreatingMinistersCanadaPrimeFlagsPrime MinisterParadesGay Pride Author:Eric Walters
“I love gay Mardi Gras in Sydney, which is a big parade, a big march that thousands and thousands of people participate in. And there's one little group... well it's not little, it's got hundreds of people marching, and they're all very sweet, middle-aged and elderly people who are the parents of gay children who are out and proud.” PeopleWellsChildrenLittlesBigsParentGroupsMiddleSweetProudGayMarchElderlyParadesMiddle AgedSydneyVery SweetMardi Gras Author:Jacki Weaver
“I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?” GayI RealizedParades Author:Margaret Cho
“Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.” PeoplePlayIssuesDogPrideGayDressesOffensiveHomosexualCostumesParadesParticipatingSweatersOutfitsGay PrideVestsSweater VestsPlay Dates Author:Chelsea Handler