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“To disparage the dictate of reason is equivalent to contemning the command of God.”
“When I could not see the light with my blind eyes, I blamed not my eyes, but the sun.”
“We must work earnestly in the best light He gives us.”
“We shall yet acknowledge His wisdom and our own error therein.”
“God can not be for, and against the same thing at the same time.”
“We're either nothing or a God's regret.”
“Nature's never quite Sure she hasn't erred In her vague design.”
“There would be more than ocean-water broken Before God's last Put out the Light was spoken.”
“God turned to speak to me (Don't anybody laugh); God found I wasn't there At least not over half.”
“And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.”
“Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.”
“Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00”
“Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”
“Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.”
“I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.”
“Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.”
“Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.”
“Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.”