Best Goldilocks Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I don’t mind sharing, but he’s really too small to fit into my stuff, and Valen’s are a little too tight. Maybe now he’ll have some that fit just right. Fucking Goldilocks.”

Clothes Sharing Reverse Harem Goldilocks Loose Tight Just Right Sizes

Book:Twilight Terrors

Source: Twilight Terrors

“But Goldilocks, like many freaks, Does not appreciate antiques.”

Antiques Goldilocks Roald Dahl Revolting Rhymes

Book:Revolting Rhymes

Source: Revolting Rhymes

“Why the scientists chose to genetically modify bears rather than any other animal remains unclear—beyond the simple realisation that pressing the Caps Lock key does not require opposable thumbs.”

Science Fiction Fairy Tale Fairytale Retelling Genetic Engineering Goldilocks

Author:Khira Allen, Glass Slipper Equinox

“Goldilocks and the Three Bears: No one ever questions why the Papa Bear and Mama Bear slept in separate beds. What was going on in that marriage? More backstory needed.”

Humor Goldilocks

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world.”

Fairy Tales Goldilocks

Book:The Enchantress Returns

Source: The Enchantress Returns

“Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.”

Fairy Tales Goldilocks

Book:The Enchantress Returns

Source: The Enchantress Returns

“Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.”

Fairy Tales Goldilocks

Book:The Enchantress Returns

Source: The Enchantress Returns

“No matter the place, war looks, smells, and sounds the same. Wars also wreak the same turmoil. Grief and heartache. Starvation and desperation”

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Book:Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

Source: Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“What an idiot I am. I created a pact with children. Not even a blood pact but a vow that yields nothing for my kettle or Wake. A vow born of weakness. But a vow all the same. I will not fail them, no matter the cost.”

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Book:Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

Source: Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“No mission ever mattered. They were all inconsequential except as the most direct route to retirement. Then a small human girl held my hand and looked at me without an ounce of fear but with pounds of faith.”

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Book:Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

Source: Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“Too many chili peppers. Yuck. Why would someone use so many? Is it a bear thing?”

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Book:Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

Source: Bearly Gold: A Goldilocks and the Three Bears Reimagining

“We should probably consider locking the door from time to time,” Eli pointed out with a shrug, looking more curious than angry, deeply inhaling the enticing scent. “That is a delicious smelling intruder.”

Bears Smell Delicious Lol Door Goldilocks Intruder Locking Breakin

Book:Gilded Mess

Source: Gilded Mess

“Can we keep her?” Eli asked eagerly. “You want to keep the girl that smells like marijuana and tears?” I replied drolly. And Seth’s body wash, my mind supplied unhelpfully. “Why don’t we wake her up first?” Seth muttered, his nose twitching. “Great idea. I’ll lick her face,” Eli responded, more dog than bear. “You will not,”

Dog Wake Up Lol Shifters Goldilocks Lick Three Bears

Book:Gilded Mess

Source: Gilded Mess

“The Goldilocks Enigma is the idea that everything in the universe is just right for life, like the porridge in the fairy tale.”

Ideas Universe Tales Fairy Fairy Tale Enigma Porridge Goldilocks

Author:Paul Davies

“Goldilocks [There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this, of course, since the nuclear family has traditionally served to enslave womyn, instill a self-righteous moralism in its members, and imprint rigid notions of heterosexualist roles onto the next generation. [They named] their offspring the non-gender-specific "Baby.”

“It's like what you might call Goldilocks' dilemma in the old fairy tale. Young men see women as "less than" or "better than," but never their equals. And studies indicate that equality is the best foundation for a healthy relationship.”

Men Might Young Study Healthy Foundation Tales Young Man Fairy Fairy Tale Dilemma Healthy Relationship Goldilocks

Author:Michael Kimmel

“Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?”

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Author:Bill Watterson

“Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after." Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.”

Sleep Brain Gone Hair Please Laughter Insane Nervous Shocked Goldilocks

Book:Magic Burns

Source: Magic Burns

“She always set three alarms for fear that the first employees to arrive would discover her sleeping - a Goldilocks without her bears”

Firsts Three Sleep Bears Employee Alarms Goldilocks

Author:Billie Letts

“How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.”

Knows Littles Two Hurt Mines Bears Mouths Goldilocks

Book:Magic Bleeds

Source: Magic Bleeds

“What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make a lot of noise so that they'll will know where you are and keep their distance because, supposedly, they're as nervous of us as we are of them. Which is all goo, except this bear doesn't seem the least bit nervous. He's giving me a look like I'm Goldilocks, ate his porridge, broke his chair, slept in his bed, and now it's payback time."- Widdershins”

Knows Giving Should Looks Seems Bits Bears Bed Distance Meetings Woods Noise Nervous Broke Chairs Where You Are Payback Porridge Goldilocks

Author:Charles de Lint

“The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?”

Firsts Hot Hey Chocolate Bowls Pudding Goldilocks Chocolate Pudding

Author:Mo Willems