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“This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.”

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Author:W. C. Fields

“You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.”

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Author:Jim Norton

“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”

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Book:To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

Source: To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

“I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.”

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Author:Gib Lewis

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”

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Author:Robert De Niro

“Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind.”

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Author:John Walter Bratton