“I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'” KnowsJobsGuyMonthsCoupleMarriedSevenDespiteAlsFabulousSeven Months Book:Oh, the Things I Know! Source: Oh, the Things I Know!
“I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. ... Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.” ThinkingWayMeanSaidReasonGuyOrganizationSuicideFruitBlowPlanesPairsAlsLunaticAl QaedaBombersSuicide Bombers Author:David Letterman
“I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.” ThinkingWantedGuyGrowing UpGrowingTheaterAls Author:Charlie Day
“Al Davis is the kind of guy who would steal your eyes and then try to convince you that you looked better without them” TryingKindEyeGuyStealingConvinceAls Author:Sam Rutigliano
“Accusations fit on Greenwald really sounds like he's against all surveillance unless you can find a guy with the Al Qaeda card, wearing an Al Qaeda baseball cap, an Al Qaeda uniform.” GuySoundFitBaseballCardsAlsUniformsSurveillanceCapsAl QaedaNsaAccusationBaseball Caps Author:Alan Dershowitz
“Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.” JobsGuyFoundHouseWhiteTeachWindUniversityJournalismWhite HouseAlsIronicGoreCokeNew JobColumbiaColumbia University Author:Jay Leno
“Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?” ThinkingGivingGuyPresidentAdviceVoteVicesFormerAlsGoreDeanVice President Author:David Letterman
“Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.” GuyPresidentBeatsAlsGoreFittingDeanEndorsing Author:David Letterman