“I'm a real low profile guy. So a date night for me is kind of curled up at home and watching something... have a nice glass of wine, a nice meal and we're all set.” KindRealHomeNightGuyNiceLowsWineGlassesMealsProfileWine GlassDate Night Author:Vincent Piazza
“I was a bookworm, and very skinny with big, thick glasses. I never went on dates and guys were afraid of me because I was smart. So I got contact lenses, started to dress a little better and tried not to talk about Plato with boys. It worked!” LittlesBigsGuyBoysSmartDressesGlassesContactThickPlatoLensesSkinnyBookwormsContact Lenses Author:Julianne Moore
“From the opening lines, Sleeping with Schubert is a hilarious, whimsical romp through the looking glass of a great musical mystery. The writing snaps, crackles, and pops with humor as Bonnie Marson makes Schubert a sexy, happening kind of guy who gives new meaning to our dreaming the impossible.” GivingWritingKindDreamGuyLinesSleepImpossibleMysteryHappeningsMusicalGlassesSexyPopsOpeningSnapsGreat MusicWhimsicalThrough The Looking GlassSchubert Author:Jonis Agee
“Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.” ThinkingKidsGuyAdultsGlassesNoses Author:Steve Martin
“All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.” LooksKindLittlesGuyWhiteGlassesWhite Guys Author:Moby
“My theory on Jenks: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table they are jacked hideous. It reminds me of the aquarium next door to Jenks, where it's just good to look. The moment you tap on the glass and make them come to you, it just freaks you out.” LooksMomentsGuyNextDoorsTheoryTablesGlassesCome UpFreakHideousAfarAquariums Author:JWoww