“I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but your scent is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice.” ShouldHas BeensBodyMightGuyAdviceBallsDatingLaysSmellScentMight Have BeenMiraculousBathsAdviseMintDeodorantCavemen Author:Zach Galifianakis
“Former Enron founder Ken Lay and CEO Jeffrey Skilling found guilty in the Enron case. Ken Lay is so guilty I'm surprised people aren't calling him Congressman Ken Lay. Wait 'till these guys find out in prison that insider trading has a whole new meaning.” PeopleWholeGuyFoundWaitingCasesCallingLaysPrisonGuiltyFormerFoundersCeoTradingCongressmanInsidersEnronInsider Trading Author:Jay Leno