“There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to me to say, 'Guys, listen to me, listen to what I sound like. I'm not myself.'” TryingGuySoundMachinesWeatherCorporateListen To Me Author:Seth MacFarlane
“What we need is a machine that will let us see the other guy's point of view.” NeedsGuyViewsMachinesPoint Of ViewOther Guys Book:The Light of Other Days Source: The Light of Other Days
“I call 'em complaining machines. Things are never right with a guy to them. And man, when you throw that hysteria in there ... forget it. I gotta get out, get in the car, and go. Anywhere. Get a cup of coffee somewhere. Anywhere. Anything but another woman. I guess they're just built different, right?” MenDifferentGuyWomenForgetCarBuiltMachinesComplainingCoffeeCupsEmsForget ItHysteriaCoffee CupAnother Woman Author:Charles Bukowski
“Never bring a gun to a fight where the other guy has a time-machine and tomorrow's newspapers.” GuyFightingTomorrowGunMachinesNewspapersOther GuysTime Machine Author:James Nicoll