“Books ain't no good. A guy needs somebody - to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.” IfsNeedsBookGuyNutsMice Book:Of Mice and Men Source: Of Mice and Men
“My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.” ProblemWantedFacesGuyNextSexTeacherPaperThanksGradesNutsPapersJuniorsJunior HighEnglish TeacherErasersSemester Author:Eminem