“I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.” ThinkingGuyPaintLike MePretendingDopeGorillasGetting Laid Author:Joseph Bruce
“I'm not pretending I'm not a nice guy. I'm not pretending I don't have a temper.” GuyNicePretendingTemperTemperanceNice Guy Author:James Moore
“I go from locker to locker, pretending the guys are here. You know, give them a little bit of a pep talk. It must be working, because we haven't lost a game yet.” KnowsGivingLittlesGuyGamesLostBitsHavensLittle BitHockeyPretendingNhlLockersPepPep Talk Author:Tom McVie
“My Father taught me to weigh my words carefully, and speak up only when I had something insightful to add to the proceedings, or something really funny to say. He also taught me that if I couldn’t be that kind of guy in real life, that I could earn a healthy living pretending to be that guy in the movies – particularly when paired up with a long haired stoner.” IfsKindLongRealGuyFatherSpeakTaughtHealthyAddReal LifeInsightfulPretendingHealthy LivingThat GuyProceedingLong HairStoners Author:Kevin Smith