“I was a bookworm, and very skinny with big, thick glasses. I never went on dates and guys were afraid of me because I was smart. So I got contact lenses, started to dress a little better and tried not to talk about Plato with boys. It worked!” LittlesBigsGuyBoysSmartDressesGlassesContactThickPlatoLensesSkinnyBookwormsContact Lenses Author:Julianne Moore
“I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy. I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.” IfsMenLooksGuyPartyShapesNormalShirtsPoolSkinnyPool Party Author:Adam Pally
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.” MadeTwoGuyFightingDaughterFatsShirtsMy DaughterPantsT ShirtSkinnyJerryCrackersFat Women Author:Roseanne Barr
“One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white bald guy, but he was really moved by blues and Motown and funk.” GuyFatherMemoriesWhiteRoomsListeningMovedRadioStrongestSkinnyLiving RoomDetroitFunkMotownBongos Author:Sufjan Stevens