“My perfect Valentine's Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and high-heeled shoes and a handbag. And someone's waiting to do my hair and makeup. You can tell I've been in too many romantic comedies.” HomeWould BeWaitingPerfectComedyHairDressesShoesBoxesGiantsMakeupComing HomeValentineGorgeousValentine's DayHandbagsHair And Makeup Author:Judy Greer
“She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbrella until she cranked the pump and the shotgun blast blew the giant twenty feet backwards, right into Nico's sword. "Nice one," Paul said. "When did you learn to fire a shotgun?" I demanded. My mom blew the hair out of her face. "About two seconds ago. Percy, we'll be fine. Go!” SaidTwoHandsFacesFireNiceFeetHairFineMomTwentiesMy MomMonstersGiantsSecondsBackwardsBlastUmbrellaPumpsShotguns Author:Rick Riordan
“If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.' It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.” IfsYearsIdeasSeemsWould BeFacesGuyBornCommunityEconomyRocksCenturyTelevisionHairSittingConceptsYears AgoGood ThingsGiantsFarmersWorthlessJumpingThat GuyFrogsSuperfluousPastries Author:Conan O'Brien
“He knew her now. She was the weird girl in the class above him, who dyed her hair pink and always wore a lot of pentragrams and crystals. Right now she was also wearing giant chandelier earings and a violent pink T-Shirt that bore the words ROMEO AND JULIET WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED.” GirlClassHairRight NowViolentShirtsGiantsBoresT ShirtCrystalsJulietChandeliers Book:The Demon's Lexicon Source: The Demon's Lexicon