“I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.” ThinkingHairEasierDistanceHair Gel Author:Demetri Martin
“I think good-looking people seldom make good television. And American television studios almost concede before they start: 'Well, it won't be good, but at least it'll be good-looking. We'll have nice-looking girls in tight shirts with F.B.I. badges and fit-looking guys with lots of hair gel vaulting over things.'” PeopleThinkingWellsGuyGirlNiceTelevisionHairFitStudiosBe GoodShirtsLooking GoodBadgesAmerican TelevisionHair Gel Author:Hugh Laurie
“I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.” CareHairAwfulBeing CoolHair Gel Author:Chris Martin
“He was a super shiny boy and I liked the shape of him. Under the blanket. In the shower. I liked his shadow on the street and his imprint on the sofa. I hated the smell of hair gel on his head, but I loved it on the pillow. I love the smell of losing someone.” BoysStreetsHairShapesLosingShadowSmellHatedShowersPillowBlanketSofasLosing SomeoneHair Gel Book:Namedropper Source: Namedropper