“Some drivers have already got out of their cars, prepared to push the stranded vehicle to a spot where it will not hold up the traffic, they beat furiously on the closed windows, the man inside turns his head in their direction, first to one side then to the other, he is clearly shouting something, to judge by the movements of his mouth he appears to be repeating some words, no one word but three, as turns out to be the case when someone finally manages to open the door, I am blind.” MenFirstsTurnsThreeSidesCasesDoorsCarMovementHe ManJudgingBeatsMouthsWindowBlindPreparedManageSpotsDriversVehicleTrafficOne WordShoutingStranded Author:Jose Saramago
“[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.” MenYearsWaitingPartyCarHavensHe ManWit Author:Tallulah Bankhead
“Failure is a few Errors in judgment repeated everyday. The man says, Well I didn't walk around the block today and it didn't kill me, so it must be okay. No, no, it is that kind of error in judgment that after six years has him out of breath and panting as he walks from his car to his office. You can't make those kinds of mistakes; it will end up costing you.” MenYearsWellsKindEndsTodayWalksMistakeCarHe ManOfficeSixJudgmentOkayBreathsErrorsEverydayBlockKill Me Author:Jim Rohn
“Most wealth is inconspicuous. The man down the street driving the nice car and living in the mansion could easily have greater debt and a lower net worth than the stealthy and wealthy plumber who drives a beat-up truck but seems to work only when he doesn't feel like fishing.” MenFeelsSeemsWealthGreaterNiceStreetsCarHe ManBeatsDebtDrivingFishingWealthyTruckMansionsPlumberNet WorthNice Cars Book:The Millionaire Maker's Guide to Creating Cash with Wealth Cycle Investing Source: The Millionaire Maker's Guide to Creating Cash with Wealth Cycle Investing
“Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?” MenAirCarHe ManStationsTire Author:Phyllis Diller
“A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.” MenAnswersNiceStreetsCarHe ManComfortableAskingHillsLapCradleCrossingsBeverly Hills Author:Milton Berle