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“You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.”

Source: All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist

“I'll grant the random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love; And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part.”

Heart Two My Heart Prove Humorous Bounds Access Grants Partition

Author:Stanislaw Lem

“Thank you so much for breaking my heart because you got me four Grammys.”

Heart Funny Break Four My Heart Humorous Awards Thank You Singer Songwriters Breaking My Heart Grammy You Got Me

Author:Sam Smith