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Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."”

Knows Said Marvin Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Hitchhikers Guide

“The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“Names are not always what they seem.”

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Book:Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

“Who is this god person anyway?”

Persons Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Hitchhikers Guide

Book:Mostly Harmless

Source: Mostly Harmless

“Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.”

Want Should Enough Should I Marvin Hitchhikers Guide

Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. [...] Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.”

Knows Needs Funny Prayer Lord Knowing Protect Consequence Decided Amen Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Hitchhikers Guide Hitchhiking

Author:Douglas Adams

“How many roads must a man walk down?”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!”

Want Stills Dies Heaven Enjoy Crosses Headache Wanting To Die Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Hitchhikers Guide Arthur Dent

Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.”

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Book:Life, the Universe and Everything

Source: Life, the Universe and Everything

“Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.” “Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”

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Book:The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.”

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.”

Needs Said Use Lost Civilization Instruction Sane Galaxy Packages Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Hitchhikers Guide Toothpicks H2g2

Book:So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Source: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.”

People Should Like You Reader Pages Deep Thought Very Deep Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Hitchhikers Guide Reader's Digest

Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Original Radio Scripts

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Original Radio Scripts

“Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe. This single fact took the scientific world by storm.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts Volume 2: The Tertiary, Quandary and Quintessential Phases

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts Volume 2: The Tertiary, Quandary and Quintessential Phases

“Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity — distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. -Marvin”

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Book:Life, the Universe and Everything

Source: Life, the Universe and Everything

“Life! Don't talk to me about life!”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five

“Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things”

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Book:The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

Source: The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza.”

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Author:Douglas Adams

“All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place.”

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Book:Mostly Harmless

Source: Mostly Harmless

“Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.”

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Book:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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