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“You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.”
“I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me.”
“A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.”
“When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.”
“All that means is that I'll be 783 years old when I catch Scotty Bowman.”
“Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game.”
“It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.”
“My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.”
“We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.”
“Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.”
“He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!”
“They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using.”
“I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.”
“I just made up my mind that I was going to lose my teeth and have my face cut to pieces.”