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Source: New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
“If you're built like a freight train, you can't drive around like a Volkswagen.”
“I have 3,000 penalty minutes. I don't need people dictating to me how to do my job.”
“My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.”
“I am 10 times smarter than everyone else in this game. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.”
“Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up.”
“The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.”
“I could not hear what they say about me, my 2 Stanley Cup rings were stuffed in my ears.”
“Probably not. Their depth and our play right now...it doesn't look too good.”
“I'm gonna catch you with your head down tonight. I'm gonna take it off.”
“I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.”
“Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.”
“That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.”
“I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.”
“This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.”
“People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.”
“Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.”