“If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.” IfsThinkingHomeHumorMightFunnyComedyNeighborCopDetectivesRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder. His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder." The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder, for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an inference.” MenHomeSidesTakenJudgingMurderCookingCourtNeighborShouldersCooksInstructionAccusedSlanderInferenceTechnicalitiesCleaver Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)
“Faith I have, in myself, in humanity, in the worthwhileness of the pursuits in entertainment for the masses. But wide awake, not blind faith, moves me. My operations are based on experience, thoughtful observation and warm fellowship with my neighbors at home and around the world.” WorldHomeDreamMovingHumanityMassBlindEntertainmentWarmWideNeighborPursuitObservationAround The WorldOperationsAwakeThoughtfulFellowshipBlind FaithWide Awake Author:Walt Disney
“There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: passive systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and active systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.” KindTwoHomeHumorousActiveNeighborHeatSunlightPassive Author:Dave Barry
“I went home one afternoon to pick up a script without bothering to change, and a half an hour later the Beverly Hills Police were at my door because a neighbor had reported a suspicious stranger lurking around Ross Martin's house. I had to peel off my beard to prove who I was.” HomeHouseHoursHalfDoorsProvePicksPoliceScriptsStrangerNeighborHillsBotherAfternoonSuspiciousBeardLurkingBeverly Hills Author:Ross Martin
“These American values, this great moral heritage, is shared and lived in my religion as it is in yours. I was taught in my home to honor God and love my neighbor. I saw my father march with Martin Luther King.” HomeValuesFatherMoralSawsTaughtKingsHonorAnd LoveNeighborMarchHeritageLutherAmerican ValuesGod And Love Author:Mitt Romney
“Home is that youthful region where a child is the only real living inhabitant. Parents, siblings, and neighbors are mysterious apparitions who come, go, and do strange unfathomable thing in and around the child, the region's only enfranchised citizen.” ChildrenRealHomeParentStrangeCitizensNeighborMysteriousRegionsSiblingUnfathomableApparitions Book:Letter to My Daughter Source: Letter to My Daughter
“A neighbor is something that belongs to the stable world of home life, the thing that lives next door to you.” WorldHomeNextDoorsNeighborStableHome Life Author:Rachel Cusk
“Become familiar with your home, but know also about your neighbors. The young man who never went anywhere thinks his mother is the greatest cook.” ThinkingKnowsMenHomeYoungMotherNeighborFamiliarCooksYoung Man Author:Chinua Achebe