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“Alle donne non si devono mai regalare fotografie, ne fanno sempre cattivo uso.”

Women Photography Humerous

Author:Gunter Grass

“I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden. Noah turned over on to his side and said with mock seriousness, 'I have never read 'The Joy Of Crap'. Sounds disgusting.' I blushed deeper. 'I have, however, read 'The Joy Of Sex.' ' He continued, a smile transforming his face. 'Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.”

Book Funny Romance Joy Sex Cute Classic Awkward Embarrassing Old Cringe Blushing Mara Dyer Noah Shaw Humerous The Joy Of Sex

Book:The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

Source: The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

“Raymond Tullock is like most men. His balls tell hiim he should be in charge, but his brain's just not big enough to steer the load.”

Men Wisdom Trouble Balls Humerous

Book:Captiva

Source: Captiva

“Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?' 'I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?' 'Elvish.”

Source: The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

“Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.”

Source: The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

“Okay, I'll take the pink one with the torn ear.' The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. 'Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.”

Seth Teddy Bear Carnival Humerous Callie Kayden

Book:The Coincidence of Callie & Kayden

Source: The Coincidence of Callie & Kayden

“Why are you putting on lip gloss, my daughter?" Dad asked ." Trip to the library? Trip to the nunnery? I hear the nunneries are nice this time of year." "Not a date; I still remember Claud," Rusty said, and grabbed her ankle. " I forbid it." "You introduced me to Claud," Kami pointed out. "I'm a bad person," Rusty mumbled. "I do bad things." "Is this true, Kami? Are you going out on a date?" Dad asked tragically. "wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan honey.”

Cardigans Humerous Nunnery

Book:Unspoken

Source: Unspoken

“Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet! I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention, 'I am about as sexually active as a bag of spinach, and if you want to keep me on the porch and not out in the park somewhere behind the bushes, you'll keep the stupid porch light off when I come home with a boy.”

Love Light Funny Father Sex Attitude Boys Stupid Kissing Teen Teenage Outrage Yelling Porch Teenage Girl Spinach Park Father Daughter Relationship Humerous Bushes Sexually Active

Book:Alice on the Outside

Source: Alice on the Outside