“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“Few husbands (and the longer I observe, the more I am convinced of the truth of what I am about to say, and I make no exception in favor of education or station) have the magnanimity to use justly, generously, the power which the law puts in their hands.” UseHandsLawHusbandConvincedFavorsExceptionStationsMagnanimity Book:FRESH LEAVES Source: FRESH LEAVES
“Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.” WorldFunDifferencesWifeHusbandConvincedHaving FunHusband And Wife Author:Zig Ziglar
“My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington” MotherGirlMarriageColorHusbandConvincedYellowHappy Girl Author:Julia Quinn
“Am I a liar in your eyes?" he asked passionately. "Little skeptic, you shall be convinced. What love have I for Miss Ingram? None: and that you know. What love has she for me? None: as I have taken pains to prove; I caused a rumor to reach her that my fortune was not a third of what was supposed, and after that I presented myself to see the result; it was coldness both from her and her mother. I would not-I could not-marry Miss Ingram. You-you strange-you almost unearthly thing!-I love as my own flesh. You-poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are-I entreat to accept me as a husband.” KnowsLittlesEyePainMotherMy OwnPoorResultsAcceptingTakenMissingStrangeHusbandProveThirdsFortuneConvincedFleshLiarsObscureRumorSkepticThings I LoveColdnessAccept Me Author:Charlotte Bronte