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“[On husband Phil Donahue:] The man does not know the meaning of the word tidy. He asked me one day, 'Where are my shoes?' So I asked him, 'Where are my shoes?' I don't know what it is about men. They think that women have radar attached to our uteruses.”

Thinking Knows Men Doe He Man One Day Husband Shoes Radar Tidy Uterus

Author:Marlo Thomas

“It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.”

Thinking May Play Helping Decision Easier Husband Shoes Bags Think Of You Accessories Tempting Your Husband Bridal Husband To Be

Author:Mimi Pond

“I think it is worse to be poor in mind than in purse, to be stunted and belittled in soul, made a coward, made a liar, made mean and slavish, accustomed to fawn and prevaricate, and "manage" by base arts a husband or a father,--I think this is worse than to be kicked with hobnailed shoes.”

Thinking Mind Mean Art Made Soul Father Poor Husband Shoes Manage Liars Coward Accustomed Purses Fawns

Book:The Duties of Women: A Course of Lectures

Source: The Duties of Women: A Course of Lectures

“Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs--black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard).”

Years Two Difficult Black Broken Ten Husband Shoes Accomplish Dirty Obsessed Pairs Your Husband Sneakers

Book:There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage

Source: There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage

“There are some things I don't understand about Jess and never will. No wedding dress. No flowers. No photo album. No champagne. The only thing she got out of her wedding was a husband. (I mean, obviously the husband is the main point when you get married. Absolutely. That goes without saying. But still, not even a new pair of shoes?)”

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Author:Sophie Kinsella