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“Anubis is associated with the mummification and protection of the dead for their journeys through Denver International Airport to the afterlife. He is usually portrayed as being half human and half jackal, and holding a metal detector in his hand ... Anubis is employed by the Department of Homeland Security to examine the hearts of all travellers to make sure they have not exceeded the weight limit for psychological baggage ... He is also shown frisking mummies and confiscating firearms and other contraband. It doesn't take much to tip the scales in favour of a dead body cavity search or an afterlifetime travel ban.”

HeartHumorTruthDeathHumourTravelMythologyScalesFlightCustomsAfterlifeDeadEgyptGodsTravellerEgyptianUnderworldAncient EgyptDenverMummyHomeland SecurityJourneysAirportFeatherAnubisJackalMaatMummificationAmmitFuneraryPsychological Baggage
Book:The Most Wretched Thing Imaginable or, Beneath the Burnt Umbrella
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“Amazingly, Jackal staggered to his feet, holding his stomach with one hand, the stake still clenched in the other. "You're a freaking insane 'person', you know that?" he snarled at Sarren, who calmly picked up a pipe and advanced on him. "So the whole time you were sitting on that research, you decided, 'hey, instead of curing Rabidism, I'm just going to make a superplague and wipe everything out! That'll show them!'" He sneered, curling his lips back in a painful grimance. "But you'll have to pardon me for not jumping on your little DESTROY THE WORLD train. I happen to like this world, thanks.”

ApocalipseJackalSarren
Book:The Eternity Cure
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