“Jeff Dunham- "Happy Holidays!" Walter the puppet- "You know, I've been wanting to say this for a few years: screw you it's merry Christmas." Jeff- "You know Walter, there are people of other faiths." Walter- "And their wrong!” FunnyPuppetsWalterJeff Dunham Author:Jeff Dunham- Very Special Christmas episode
“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not. Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No we did not have a good day. Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day! What? Jeff: Did you have a good day? Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up Jeff: A good day? Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa. Peanut: I took him to the spa! Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer. Peanut: It's the same thing!!!” HumorComedianJeff DunhamPeanutJose Jalapeno On A Stick Author:Jeff Dunham
“Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?" Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.” FunnyChristianityChristmasJeff DunhamWalter The Puppet Author:Jeff Dunham