“You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.” SchoolJobsPresidentTeacherStandardsComedianHold MeSchool TeachersBunkers Author:Tracy Morgan
“President-elect Barack Obama is starting to get an idea of just how hard his new job is going to be. Today, he said he wanted to bring a sense of accountability to Washington. I think they realized actual accountability, never going to happen.” ThinkingSaidIdeasHardHappensTodayWantedJobsPresidentStartingBarackAccountabilityNew Job Author:Jay Leno
“President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.” JobsLastsPresidentMonthsYeahWorkersCampaignsPresident BushNew Job Author:Craig Kilborn
“There's a rumor that President George Bush had a nose job, that he had some kind of plastic surgery, that he actually had a nose job. If this is true, that's the first new job he's created since taking office.” IfsFirstsKindJobsPresidentOfficeNosesPlasticSurgeryRumorPlastic SurgeryNew Job Author:David Letterman
“Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died, and it looks like he might lose his job. Next thing, his truck is going to break down.” LooksCountryMightJobsSongNextSoundPresidentLosesBreakDogDiedStartingTexasBreaking DownTruckPresident Bush Author:Jay Leno