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“When I started 'Third Watch,' I knew I was going to be with the firefighters and lifting, so I was doing yoga, running, and swimming - all at the same time. I didn't have a kid then. Now I don't have time for that. I want to spend time with my son and my husband, so it's mainly just yoga now.”

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Author:Kim Raver

“For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids.”

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Author:Lela Rose

“I really enjoy doing sitcom television. It allows me to stay in Los Angeles and spend more time with my husband and kids.”

Kids Enjoy Television Husband Los Angeles My Husband More Time Sitcom

Author:Nancy Travis

“My husband and I have a deal, which has worked out well: He cooks one Sunday, I cook the next. The kids set the table, and we eat in the dining room together, just as I used to do as a kid.”

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Author:Christa Miller

“My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.”

Years Kids Husband Findings My Husband Vacation

Book:Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

“The only thing I collect is art. I collect it because I like looking at it. A lot of it is really personal stuff that my friends have made, paintings that my husband's mother made, and things that I bought. I buy abstract art on eBay, and I buy some outsider art on eBay, or what is called folk art, I buy a lot of. I have a lot of professional art work as well as more stuff my friends' kids make. To have a wall of art to look at, I feel really surrounded by love, because so much of the work is related to my friendships.”

“My husband and I speak an ancient language called grammatical English, and the kids speak a strange dialect which is difficult to decode because it is based on only four phrases: 'Huh,' 'I dunno,' 'It's not my turn,' and 'I do everything around here!”

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Book:Murphy must have been a mother!: (and other laws I live by)

Source: Murphy must have been a mother!: (and other laws I live by)

“I never want my kids to feel like I'm just some housewife who was just kicking it with my husband, because that's not the kind of woman that I am.”

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Author:Tamar Braxton