“I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.” HumorPoliticalHoursLandPrayingWorkersPermitLunchEmployersPolitical HumorTime Off Author:George W. Bush
“There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of the - the precious part, so to speak - I guess all land is precious, but the part that the people uniformly would not want to spoil, will not be despoiled. But there are parts of the monument lands where we can explore without affecting the overall environment.” PeopleWantHumorPoliticalSpeakEnvironmentLandMonumentSpoilPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.” IfsHeartHelpingHumorHandsLawPoliticalTurnsLandVoteConvincedSwearPolitical HumorLevers Author:George W. Bush
“The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.” NeedsHumorReligiousLandBlindJewPositive AtheismSaviorMessiahUnbelief Book:Listen, America! Source: Listen, America!
“Demons live in many lands, but particularly in Prussia.” HumorReligiousLandDemonPrussia Author:Martin Luther
“A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.” DoeHumorFunnyHalfLand Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial.” MenTwoReasonPlayCharacterHumorFunnyLandFinancialReason Why Author:Arthur Adamov
“You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."” WellsStoriesHumorFunnyGuyLandMinesArmsLegsSnowTeethBottlesWhiskeyTaffy Author:Dave Attell
“You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"” ThinkingHumorFunnyGuyMagicLandButtonsMonkeysSandwichesTrays Author:Dylan Moran
“As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.” YearsHumorFunnyWatchesLandPlanesAirportsPassengersGlasgow Author:Frankie Boyle
“RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.” DoeHas BeensHardHumorFunnyLandNew YorkFlightHard TimesDublin Author:Frankie Boyle